We have Zarkov (Jean Reno), Dale (Cote de Pablo) Flash (James Fanco). They are currently in the court of Ming the merciless, ruler of Mongo. Flash is the slave of Princess Aura, Zarkov is being tortuured by Klytus Mings evil scientist and Dale is being prepared for Ming. Well its a standard that Ming wants Dale as one of his concubines, so its gotta be in there. Hang on? I hear you say. Didn't you leave Zarkov and Dale at the hands of Klytus? Well yes I did but, we can't have torture porn, can we.
Zarkov and the strike team are lead to the dungeons, the strike team are still kitted out in the standard SWAT military black. A few still have their helmets on including Dale, of course the helmet is removed in front of Ming. Here's how I see it happening.Didn't you leave Zarkov and Dale at the hands of Klytus? Well yes I did but, we can't have torture porn, can we.
Klytus does a sensor reading of all of them. He smiles and whispers to Ming. Ming orders Dales helmet to be removed. Ming coments disdainfully "What barbarians would send such beauty to war." So the strike team and Zarkov are tortured for information and Dale is sent to be beautied up by Mings concubines.
Meanwhile Princess Aura has decided to take Flash for a ride in her car. Unfortunately the ship is shot down by a missile while Aura is too busy trying to put the moves on Flash. Here we have Robin Hood and Merry Men whoops! I mean Prince Barin. The Prince has always had a thing for Princess Aura and he takes Flash to be just another rent boy. Flash takes offence at being treated in such a way and punches Barin for interupting the two (remember Fully Licensed Ass Hole) this of course leads to this scene.
Whoops wrong scene maybe this one.
Okay so we've got Barin and Flash fighting and Dale getting prettied up by Mings concubines (I've liked having to type concubines its a fin word). Its from here that things go a little differently from the movie version.
Now casting Ming, Klytus, Prince Barin, and Princess Aura. I'll do that later today.
Who do you think shold play whom?